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Monday, December 21, 2009

Naa Manavallu Bangaarammm ;-) (for Telugu readers)

Nenu ippudu cheppaboye sanghatana nenu B-Tech lo unnappudu jarigindi... Maadi Vijayawada, kani nanna gari job valla Guntur lo settle ayyamu. So, prathi pedda pandagaki Vijayawada vellevallamu. Akkada, andaram (Nayanamma, Babai vallatho kalisi) happy ga pandaga jarupukunevallam. Alage aa samvatsaram Sankranthi pandagaki kuda Vijayawada vellamu.

Sankranthi pandaga chudalante maa Vijayawada lo maa area ki vellalsindee (Guntur lo ma area lo antha interesting ga chesevallu kadu evvaru). Indulo special ga cheppukovalasindi Bhogimantalu memu vostunnamani maa Taathagaru ekkadekkadi chekkalu, karralu ready chesevallu Bhogimantalu veyyataniki. Nenu, ma Harsha kalisi maa sandulone pedda Bhogimanta veyyataniki try chesevallam (full competitive spirit tho okallanu minchi marokallu Bhogimantalu vesevallu).

Naku poddunne levatam ishtam lekapoina Bhogi pandagaki matram poddunne lechevadini [:)] Eppatilagane aa roju kuda Bhogimantalu vesam , baga enjoy chesam. Ee post lo main matter adi kaadu, ippudu cheppaboyedi pedda vishayam...

UniverCell ad lo Mahesh Babu laga "Chaalaa? Inka Kavalaaa?" type memu... poddunna vesina Bhogimantalu saripoledu. Edaina cheyyali, em cheddam??? Appude ma Harsha vaadi Hero Honda Splendor lo engine oil change chesadu (some Castrol 4T), konchem petrol teesi konni parts clean chesadu... nenu chustu unna...

"Arey... naku oka super thought vochindi..." burralo 1000 watts bulb veligindi Harsha ki...

"Entira?"

"Eee engine oil + petrol tho Bhogi manta veddama?" clean cheyyaga old engine oil lo petrol ni kaluputu annadu Harsha

"Ekkada veddamra? Adi ye range lo peluddo entoo..." naku eppudu konchem bhayame ilantivante [:P]

"Padaa daba paiki veldam" ani aa customized 4T oil ni teesukuni paiki bayalderaadu...

Time: 3PM
Place: 3rd floor paina water tank venaka, maa inti paina annamaata

"Mundu indulo posi veligiddam ela vosthado taravatha migatha dani sangathi chudachu..." antu oka geekesina kobbari chippa lo posaadu aa oil/petrol ni

"Idigora aggipette" thaana ante thandanaa annanu nenu

veliginchaadu... velugudamaa voddaa? ani alochistundi manta...

"Entiraa? thokkalodi petrol ekkuva kalipi undalsindi, sarigga velagatla... engine oil paathadi aipoindi kada anduke velagatledemo..." antha telisinattu vaagaanu nenu

"undu aithe petrol postha inkaa..." oka packet lo techina C8H18 ni posaadu... khangaru padaddu adi petrol ki Chemical formula [;)]

Antheee swamyyyy ade memu chesina thappu... ye muhurthaana maa intiki rangulu veyincharo kaniii... maa tank ki ilaa muuduthundani anukoledu memu... 3 ft ht lechayi mantalu... naku sound ledu... ela aarpaali... ivory white goda kasthaa carbon black ki convert avutunte maa vaadu chippani kaalitho food ball ni thanninattu thannaadu... aa petrol kastha alaaa spread aipoindi... nidaanamga taggipoyi last ki aaripoindi... kani goda antha nallaga masi...

"Aaa avunuu Bin Laden ni America vallu pattukuntarantava?" anukuntu iddaram em teliyanattu ededo matladesukuntu kindaki vachesi chesina laddulu thintu kurchunnam...

Time: 5:30PM
Place: Same place... kakapothe gap lo ekkadekkado tirigi vacham...

"Orey Harshaa... madhyahnam em chesarura meeru?" adigindi Chinnamma

"memem chestham? rendu laddulu ekkuva thinnam antheee..."

"Paina manta pettindi meerena? Yeeraa Chinna meerenaa???" nannu target chesesindi, nenaithe chepthanemonani...

Dexter's Laboratory lo Dexter laga petta face [:P] eppudu alage pedathale evaraina answer expect chesthe...

"Meereeraa naku telusu... aa navvulu chudu iddaru... sannasullaraa... Akkaa tank venaka manta vesindi veellenantaaa..." maa ammaki cheppesindi...

"Entiraa meerenaa... indaka Thathagaru chusi mammalni pilichi chupinchaaru... evaru chesi untaraa ani... inkevaru chestharu mee manavalle chesuntaru anteee... Chi Chi... vallenduku chestharuuu??? kinda addekunna pillalu kothi vedhavalu chesuntaaru... annaruraa"

"Manavallani Bangaarammm anukuntu vellaru... vochaka kani teliyadu ayanaki... papam kinda pillalani annaru..." andi Chinnamma...

Ee experience tho next Deepavali ki petrol bomb ni kanipettamu... chusthara sample video??? Idi 2009 Deepavali ki Banjara Hills, Hyd lo pelchina Petrol Bomb... Chusi enjoyyy



PS: Don't ever play with fire...

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Brothers with a Vengeance (for Telugu readers)

(ee post chadive mundu deeni kinda post chadavandi)
Nenu chadivedi 3rd class ee aina , appatlo aatmaabhimaanam ante emito teliyakapoinaa, adi bagane unnattundi... jarigina daniki revenge teerchukovalanna feeling ekkuvaindi... huh... elaa? Howww?

By the way, meeku oka vishayam cheppadam marchipoyanu... maa akka friends Sharmila and Sirisha twins annamaata... nakaithe iddariki difference telisedi kaadu aa age lo...

Nenu chadivina Vijayawada school ki ground chaaala peddadi... inka full ga chetlu undevi, students andaru aa chetla kinde lunch chesevallu... edo vanabhojanalaki vellina feeling vachedi... chala bagundedi (except chetla meeda kaakula gola plus !@#$^&* tappa)... so manchi place vethukkuni kurchovalannamaata...

Maa akka, Sharmila, Sirisha, inka vere friends kalisi lunch chesevallu... Nenu, maa Harsha maa friends tho lunch chesevallam... Lunch time lo naaku jarigina avamanam discuss chesam... antha vinnaaka maa Harsha lechi oka 200mts duram lo unna maa akka valla deggiriki vellatam start chesadu... nenu kuda vadini follow ayyanu...

Aagaadu...
"Inthaki valliddarilo Sharmila evaru? Sirisha evarura?"
"Emoraa... :-?"
"Hmm padaa" munduku kadilaadu Harsha

"Eeraa aipoinda lunch? Appude thinesara?" adigindi akka...
Memu em matladaledu... nenu maa Harsha ni chustu unna em chesthada ani...

maa vadu guppitatho pattinantha matti ground lonunchi chetho teesukunnadu... em chestunnado prajalaku ardhamayyelopu... Sharmila, Sirisha nethi meeda matti posaadu...

"Parigetharaaareeyyy... hahaaahaa" pattaleni anandam tho parigethadu maa anna
Nenu kuda parigeduthu... "Hahahahaha... Sirisha sorryyyy..."

Sharmila evaro teliyaledu kabatti iddari nethi meeda matti posi revenge teerchukunnam...

"Sometimes being a brother is better than being a Superman... bcoz I have a super brother of all time :D He is always there for me... and I am there for him..."

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Evaru gichhaaru? (for Telugu readers)

Nenu appudu 3rd class anukunta, naaku maa akkaki chinnappudu okee pani - "Kottukovatam"... rojuki oka rendu mudu sarlu aina kottukokapothe iddariki thinnadi arigedi kaadu papam... nenu matram tega gichesevadini maa akkani... papam chethulu antha gaatlu padipoyevi...

Intlo entha bhayapettina aa thannukovataalu matram aagedi kaadu... nenu appudu 3rd class, akka 5th class... roju laganee school ki vellam... 2nd period adi... nenu Calvin & Hobbes lo Calvin laga naa lokam lo telipotu undaga class loki vachindi maa akka friend Sharmila...

"Excuse me Miss..."
"Come in..." andi Sudha miss
"Sarada miss is calling Anand, she wants him to come to 5-B once..."
"Anand... go with her, and come back to class"
Iddaram naduchukuntu 5-B ki veltunnam...

"Oyee! nannenduku pilicharu?"
"Neeku baaga undile ippudu... padaaa"
5-B loki enter ayyamu... Sharmila thana place loki velli kurchundi maa akka pakkana... nenu kuda permission adigi lopalikochanu...

Andaru nakanna 2 years peddavallu... class loki oka pilla baccha gadu vachadani andaru edo circus lo interesting show chustunnattu chustunnaru nannu. Veellaki timepass program edo unnattundi ippudu, okokkadi mukham lo 100 watt bulb velugutundi... maa akka mukham lo tappa...

"Mandakini come here... show your hands to him" pointing to me...

"Anand... what is that you did?"

Miss okasari manchi eye specialist ki chupinchukondi... andaam anipinchindi... kani aavidante andariki hadal (naaku kuda)
Nenemi matladaledu... tala vanchukuni nilchunna... infact baga bhayamesindi...

"Why did you pinch your sister?" voice konchem strong aindi...
Class antha pin drop silence... vedhavalu andaru chusi enjoy chestunnaru scene ni...

"The next time I see your nail marks on her skin, I will beat you with this..." ani oka iron rod ni kinda padesindi... adi resonate avutu pedda sound chesindi... naku almost tadichipoindi :-(

"Now go to your class..."

Nenu kallallo neellu pettukuni tala vanchukuni class ki vachi kurchunna...
Evening intiki vellaka silent ga unna kasepu... akka cheppindi amma, nanna ki... "Amma Sarada miss na chethula meeda gaatlu chusi evaru gicharu ani adigindi... Sharmila emo Mandakini valla thammudu gichadu ani cheppindi... Miss emo thammudini maa class ki pilichi thittindi" ani cheppindi...

Appudu nenu kopam tho gola gola chestu edchaa [:P] (teacher thittinanduku kaadu, Sharmila cheppinanduku, valla class lo andari mundu avamanam jariginanduku)... 3rd class kadandi babu... adi antheee

Dr. Chikkadu & Dr. Dorakadu MBBS, FRCS, Vijayawada (for Telugu readers)

Nenu chinnappudu chesina prathi pani almost na cousin (Harsha) tho kalisi chesinade... maa iddarini 'Apoorva sahodarulu' ani kuda pilichevallu. Na cousin nakanna 6 months ee peddavadu, iddaram oke class kuda. Thittukunna, kottukunna, kalisi allari chesina, aadukunna naku anni vaade.

Memu iddaram kalisi chinnappudu chesina konni chilipi panulu blog lo rasthe baguntundi anipinchindi...

Appudu memu 4th class lo unnamanukunta, summer holidays. Vijayawada lo summer ante ela untundo telugu vallaki prathyekinchi cheppanakkarledanukunta. Maximum talupulu vesesukuni evari intlo vallu padukunevallu ammalu/nayanammalu/ammammalu/auntylu. Madhyahnam yendalo aadakunda padukomani intlo warning ichina aa vayasulo aatalaku duram ga undaleka, amma vallu padukunnaka secret ga lechi verandah lo aadukunevallam. By the way, memu 1st floor lo undevallam.

Aithe tatayya ki bagokapovatam valla evo mandulatho paatu syringe lu kuda techi uncharu intlo (enduku unnayo teliyadu aa age lo). Aithe oka sari vadesina syringe lu parestunte vatitho adukuntamani godava chesi, edchi geee petti oka rendu unchaam (ofcourse needle teesesarulendi). 2 mugs lo water posukuni, vatitho water gun tho aadukunnattu aadukovatam maha sarada aina game aa rojullo :-)

Idi ila unte, aatallo kuda kothadanam korukune age adi, andukani iddaram kalisi oka pani chesam. Madhyahnam maa veedhilo evvaru ekkuva thiragaru, so memu cheyyaboye chilipi pani ki evvaru saakshulu undaru. So ready...

"Arey syringe lo water nimpuko, evaraina vostunte duram ga secret ga chuddam... deggirikochaka veetitho water kodadam... ventane dakkovali... ok naa?" annadu Harsha.

"Sare raa... oka vela vallu manalni chusesthe ammoo..." vishayam exciting ga unna ekkado konchem bhayam naalo

"Mana inti mundu unnappudu kottamraa... chudu entha duram veltundo water... vallu mana illu daati vellipotunte appudu kodadam... kotti dakkundam... sound cheyyakudadu..."

"Heehee bagundira..." edo vedhava anandam... "Arey evaro vostunnaru :-) daakko..." (giggles)

"Orey gettiga navvaddu... pattukunnarante aipotham"...

"Sare sare..." silent aipoyanu nenu...

Inthalo aa vachina manishi maa illu daati ala vellipotunnadu, maa vadu ventane lechi syringe tho pump chesadu... water alaaa velli 70% road meeda, 30% ayana shirt meeda distribute ayyi paddayi... maa vadu ventane dakkunnadu... nenu kuda dakkunna...

Assalu sound ee ledu, unnada? vellipoyada? signals chesukunnam memu corridor lo kinda padukuni... lechi chuddama? voddu kasepu aagudam... elago dhairyam chesi lechi chusanu... ayana 2 houses avatala unnadu... vellipotunnadu... mamuluga aagakunda naduchukuntu velthe ee patiki oka 5 houses dati vellipoyundali, ante water ela paddaya ani aagi chusi untaadu... hammayya dorikipoledu...

"Hahahahaha bhale undira... ee sari nenu kodathanu"

"Sare nenu eelopu syringe nimpukuni vastha... jagratha" sanduloki vellipoyadu na cousin

Evaro peddaavida vostundi, idivaraku chusina aame lagane undi... aithe entanta, water posi dakkovatame kadaa... aavida maa illu daati next inti deggiriki ragane nenu lechi syringe lo unna water antha baga force tho okka nokku nokkaanu... ade nenu chesina tappu. 50% water aame meeda padagaa, migatha 50% maa inti mundu nunchi aame daka oka line lo paddayi... brain unna evadaina water ekkadinunchi vachayo itte kanipettachu...

Okesari water padatam valla aame shock ayyi undachu... kasepu sound ledu... ee loga maa vadu syringe nimpesukuni next evarostharo ani kinda padukuni wait chestunnadu... inthalo evaro gate teesina sound vachidi, evaro metlu ekkutunnaru... memu corridor lo military valla laga padukuni unnam chethilo syringe lu pattukuni... okkasari gunde jhallumandi...

Maa vadu 'padaa padaaa' antu signal chestu mellaga lechi sanduloki parigethadu... nenu kuda ye matram late cheyyakunda vadini follow aipoyanu... maa intiki pakka intiki peddaga gap undadu, maa first floor sandu lonunchi pakka building terrace meedaki easy ga dukeyyachu... ma pakka inti vallatho aa terrace meeda cricket aadukunevallam, so dukatam maku kotha emi kaadu... dukesam, dukesi dakkunnam goda chaatuna...

Nenu water posina aavida memu goda duke time ki metlu ekkesi vachesindi... evvaru leru ani chusinattundi, sandu loki aithe raledu... papam manchi aavida anukunta intlo vallani disturb cheyyakunda idedo maa lanti kothula pani anukuni vellipoindi...

Idi jarigaaka budhi vachi memu ee pani manesam anukunnara? thappulo kaalesinatte, ee aatalo intha thrill anubhavinchaaka vaduluthama? Ila almost summer holidays antha aipoyedaka madhyahnam ee special game aadi Chikkadu-Dorakadu ayyam iddaram :-)