Eucalyptus Oil (for Telugu readers)

Chinnappudu naku padda paddaka jalubu chesedi, maa amma vicks rasesi, kallu uppu tho kapadam pettesi tega sevalu chesesedi... inka school ki velleppudu kerchief lo eucalyptus oil posukuni vellevadini... ahaaa entha sukhamga undedo adi... ee inhalers anni waste dani mundu...

Idi ila undagaa, maku 3rd class summer holidays vachesayi... summer ante Vijayawada lo ela untundo teliyani vallu telisina vallani adigi telusukondi please, leda ippudu May kada okasari Vijayawada yaatralaki vellandi... holidays lo time waste cheyyakunda aadukovali anedi maa concept (nenu, maa cousin Harsha)... idivaraku oka post lo rasinattuga, madhyahnam okka purugu kuda bayata sancharinchadu, maa intlo gaali kuda lopaliki rani vidhamga talupulu anni vesesi padukondira padukondi ani balavanthamga nidrabuchutundi maa amma... kasepu padukunnattu action chesi lechi bayatiki parigethukocham... recent ga Iceland lo vachina volcano pakkana nilchunna feeling vachindi... aina taggaledu iddaram...
Nenu: "Em cheddamra intha yendaga undi..."
Harsha: "Eucalyptus oil tayaru cheddam..." eduruga unna Eucalyptus chettuni chustu

Ventane iddaram kindaki digi road meeda kaalu pettam... pennam meeda nunchi poyyi lo padinattu undi... ahaaa... ma body lo antha rhythm undani appude telisindi... dance chesukuntu kinda padina eucalyptus aakulu veraam... parigethukuntu intiki vachesam... ippudu aa pachati aakullonunchi oil tiyyali... idantha ippudu taluchukuntunte "aha chinnappatnunche intha innovation aa" ani aascharyapothunna...
Iddaram daba paiki parigetham (kaallu kaalathayani shoes vesukuni maree), oka pedda roalu undedi maa daba paina, dani pakkane andulo petti thippe pathram undedi... nakaithe adi ethe antha balam kuda undedi kaadu... anthati balavanthudini nenu... chakkaga water posi roalu kadigesa, harsha pathram ethi roatlo pettaadu... techi aakulani grading chesi, roatlo vesaam... experts laga gira giraaa gira giraaa thippaaam... jogi jogi rasukunte boodida raalindanta... aa vishayam maku 2min lo ardhamayindi... oil vache suchanalu ye matram kanipinchaledu... poni konchemaina eucalyptus oil smell vostundemo ani chusam... yebbeee no use...

Harsha: "Ila kaadura indulo ippudu konchem water poddam..."
nenelli water techi posaa... malli iddaram kalisi gira giraaa gira giraaa thippaam...

aakulu pachadi pachadi ayyayi... project successful ga avvaledani iddariki ardhamaindi... kani memu chesina item ni museum lo pettinchalani decide ayyam... so oka chinna rasna bottle techi andulo posaam... adi edo pasaru mandu laga undi chudataniki, inka nayam adi pasaru mandu ani cheppi evvadiki ivvaledu... naatu vaidyam vikatinchi chachevadu...
samaaptham...

Keelu gurram Alias Simham Alias naa dokku Cycle (for Telugu readers)

School days lo nenu thokkina cycle gurinchi maa school friends ki special introduction avasaram ledu... anthati ghana charithra undi daniki... Tippu Sultan katthi, Alexander gurram entha popular oo Guntur lo naa cycle antha popular - naa buddi hero cycle... first lo 100m ki okasari chain padedi, taravatha baga improve ayindi meter - meter ki chain padatam start chesindi... roju intlo gola gola chesevadini paddaka chain padutundi, naku kotha cycle kavali ani, ma nanna ki na badha ardham kaka last ki naku cycle thokkatam radu ani decide chesaru...

Rajendra Prasad di oka movie undi "Chettu kinda Pleader" ani, andulo vadi car oka antique (accham na cycle lagane), velthunte parts vudipothu untayi... venakaale danni nammukuni oka cheththa samanla vadu vostu untaadu... part vudi kinda padipogane Rajendra Prasad kanna munde parigethukuntu vochesi dobbesi paripotu untaadu... "Aa engine kuda ralipothe bagundu, babu babu mee car peru cheppukuni pillalni chadivinchukuntunnanu" antaadu... Naa cycle ki kuda alage eppudeppudu parts vudipothayaa, evadaina vochi ethukupothe bagundu anukunevadini... appudappudu cycle ki keys veyyakunda kuda pettevadini evadaina dobbesthademo chuddam ani... kani Guntur lo aa saahasam evvadu cheyyalekapoyadu...

Nenu cycle meeda school ki velladam start chesindi 9th class lo, anthaku mundu ma nanna valla college ki velthu darilo drop chesevallu, velthu velthu pickup chesukuni intiki teesukuvachevallu... nenu peddavadini ayyanu cycle meeda veltha ani veera level lo gola chesthe, chala kaalaniki maa amma, akka support tho voppukunnaru (first 2-3 days nenu cycle meeda velthunte na venaka bandi meeda follow avutu gamanincharu maa nanna ela veltunnana ani... antha care lendi maa intlo)... konnallaki margadarsi lo cheri nene sonthaga cycle thokkadam start chesanu (meter - meter ki chain vesukuntu)

Chinnappudu nenu maa Ajay gadu drawing competitions ki tega vellevallam... memu ye school ki vellina vadiki kani, naku kani prize ravalasindee... school lo class vintunte, maa drawing Sir gadu parigethukuntu vachi (ammaila mundu hadavidi) teacher deggira permission teesukuni nannu, Ajay ni bayatiki teeskochi... repu drawing competition undi #$%^&* school lo iddaru vellandi anevadu... inka maa aayudhalu anni techukunevallam next day... competition ki inka time undi anagane permission teesukuni na keelu gurram meeda doubles savari chesukuntu vellevallam iddaram (kasepu vadu thokkevadu, kasepu nenu thokkevadini)... velli prize kottukuni return vache vallam... ala naa keelu gurram meeda oka 30 daka prize lu techi untam iddaram kalipi... anthaki goppadi na cycle...

TVS Champ 50 cc moped undi kada, adi edo records loki ekkindi 1000kgs mosindi ani... advertisement lo kuda vesevadu... alanti karyakramame maa Dheeraj kuda na cycle meeda thalapettaadu... memu appudu 10th class lo unnamu, quarterly exams 10th class ki seperate ga jarigevi, so 9 ki assembly start aithe memu road meede undevallam, assembly aipoyaka mammalni lopaliki allow chesevallu, exam aipogane intiki vellipoyevallam... so 9 ke vochesi 9:30 daka bayate chaduvukuntu, questions/answers discuss chestu undevallam annamaata... baga chadivesina vallu inka inka chadivevallu (extra questions ki answer cheyyatam kosam), em chadavani vallu ippudu matram enduku chadavali ani bayata antukune aata aadevallu [:)]

Okasari oka picha easy exam vachindi, evado kotha aata kanipettaadu... cycle meeda fast ga vachi break vesi front tyre meeda aagi back tyre lepaali... KK, Vikramaditya, Sudhakar lanti ghanulu valla Hercules cycles meeda ituvanti feats chesevallu... Kasitho ragilipotunna maa Ajay gadu vachi...
Ajay: "rey Anandgaa... labham ledura mana simhanni kuda rangamloki dimpudam"
Nenu: "bhalevadivee... ala galiloki tyre lepe vayasu kaadamma mana simhanidi..."
Ajay: "ledura ivvara ippudu nenu feat cheyyalsindee..." ani cycle pattukelladu...

Andari mukhallo uthkanta nelakoni undi... enti simham lanti ee cycle enti, ee feat cheyyatam enti? next emavutundi? Ajay ee simhanni handle cheyyagalada? Simham successful ga feat cheyyagalada lanti ardham pardham leni doubts vachayi... eeloga maa Ajji gadu na cycle meeda sandu chivaridaka velladu... entira mana vallu feat ikkada chestunte vadu akkadiki velladu ani andaru sambhramascharyaniki lonayyaru... (antha duram nunchi thokkithe gani simham speed andukodu mari)... Ajji gadu sapa sapaaaa sapa sapaaa cycle ni tega thokkesukuntu vastunnadu... na pakkane Raja gadu unnadu...
Raja: "Orey Anand... entira vadu ala thokkestunnadu ikkadidaka sarigga vasthadanukuntunnava?"
Nenu: "chachina raadu... ippudu chain paduddi chusuko... pandem"
Maa Ajji gadu chirutha range lo cycle thokkutunte chain padindi... aa vupulo anna gariki simhanni control cheyyatam kashtataram aindi... correct ga memu unna place daka vachesariki eggiri eggiri dolli dolli paddadu... andaru eppatilagane navvaaru...
Nenu: "chepthe vinavu kadaraa... 2 years nunchi simhanni nene control cheyyalekapoya nuvventira ippatikippudu vachesi tyre lu lepeddamanukunnava..." annanu

Ee loga maa Dheeraj gadiki brain lo merupu lanti idea vachindi... deenitho ilanti feats kadura cheyyalsindi nenu chupistha na power ani thoda kottaadu... naaku gundello gubheel andi... not to offend, maa Dheeraj 10th lone manchi height manchi weight undevadu... vadu ekkithene thattukogalada simham anukunna nenu... kani vadiki intha vipareethamaina idea vachindi...

--> First vadu ekki thokkutunnadu (Count = 1)
--> Next Venkatesh gadu vachi venaka ekkadu (Count = 2)
--> Bakka Sudhakar gadu, Palchati Narri gadu vachi front rod meeda kurchunnadu (Count = 4)
--> Pappu gadu vachi front nunchi handle meeda ekkadu (Count = 5)
(Dheeraj gadu kabatti thokkaadammaa)
--> inkevado vachi Dheeraj gadi meeda padi vadi paiki ekkesadu (Count = 6)
Idantha Brodiepet Balakuteer school eduruga jarugutundi...
Nenu arustunnanu: "Oreyyy digandira baboooo... chachuddi adiii..."
Ala naa maata vinakunda sandu chivaridaka thokkadu Dheeraj vallani ekkinchukuni... veedhilo prajalantha circus chusinattu chustunnaru... sandu chivari varaku vellesariki anna garu Dheeraj garu alasipoyaru... cycle ni mamuluga aape vopika leka andaru kalisi kinda paddaru... evadiki vadu paiki lechi pant lu dulupukuntu chethulu vupukuntu venakki vachesaru...
Nenu: "Simham yediraa??? Em chesarura na simhanni???"
Dheeraj: "memu antha kalisi vastunte adi matho enduku vosthadi... Simham single ga vasthadi..."
Nenu: "Awwww :(( nee yabba dunnapothullaga dani meeda ekki akkada padesi vachaaraa... rey teesukurandiraa..." ani arichaanu... okkadu kuda pattinchukolaaa... Dheeraj gadu "sorry ra vopika ledu" ani thappinchukunnadu... anaadhalaa road meeda padi unna na Simhanni chusi jaalipaddanu... enthati kashtamochindamma ani nene velli venakki techukunnanu...

Ila 2 years oka antique ni vaadaanu... inter lo Hercules konukkuni cycle ki chain vesukune gandam gattekkaanu...
samaaptham... namaskaram...

Narakaputanchulu (for Telugu readers)

Nenu Hyderabad vachina kothallo jarigina konni yadaardha sanghatanu ee post lo rastunnanu... planning lekapothe chukkalu ye range lo kanipisthayo perfect example ee post... memu anubhavinchindi narakame aina, chadive vallaki bore kottakudadu ani konchem comedy ga vrayataniki try chesthanu...

Ee story lo naluguru hero lu (kadu zero lu),

1. Ashok (vaividya bheebhatsa)

2. Aditya (navarasa sarvabhauma)

3. Harsha (ma cousin Harsha kaadu, ee abbayi different RVR lo na classmate)

4. Anand (nenu)

Nenu, Harsha, Aditya companies lo jobs chestunnamu... naku join avvataniki konchem gap undatam valla .net nerchukundam ani the great Ameerpet lo join ayyanu... Ashok GRE rasesadu, US lo part time job cheyyataniki panikostundani .net lo join ayyadu, iddaram kalisi vellevallam...

Mugguram kalisi Hyderabad vachesamu... anni sardesukuni... ekkada untamu? emiti? food/bed em teleedu... vochesam... anthe... ee patike ma planning entha goppaga undo meeku ardhamayyi untundi... direct ga Ameerpet vachesamu... ma dhairyam emitante bochedu PG lu untayi kada endulo oka dantloki vellipovachule ani... digagane maa leg effect ki varuna devudu kanneellu kaarchaadu... almost footpath galla laga, tirugutu ameerpet chandana brothers ki opposite road lo vellam... akkada oka kallu tirigipoyi (padipoye) restaurant undi... andulo bhojanam chesamu... akkada oka poster athikinchukunnadu vadu...

"PG for Men - balcony luxury and nela ticket cost" ani... anthuleni anandamtho, vikatattahaasam chesukuntu seconds lo vadiki dabbulu kattesam... aha super area lo room dorikesindoooch ani...

taravatha telisindi, room akkada kadu ani...

Aditya: "Mari room ekkada?"

Owner: "Ikkadinunchi pakkuntu, dekkuntu velthe aragantalo vellipovachu... roju breakfast ki, lunch ki, dinner ki vocheyyandi ikkadiki (ragaligithe)"

Ashok: "Aaaann! thondiiii... na dabbulu naakichey..."

Aditya: "rey ekkuva chesavante evadu nuvvu antaadu, dabbulenthunnai??? musukuni room ki veldam padandi..."

PG oka apartment - Ameerpet-Begumpet connected road lo Begumpet ki deggiraga undedi, 3 bedroom flat... Andhra Pradesh ni Mughals paalinchina kaalam lo kattina building adi... 2nd floor lo flat... aa flat lo 3 bed rooms lo 3 batches ni maintain cheddamani owner uddesam... memu balcony unna oka room select chesukunnamu...

Owner: "Room ki mugguree..."

Harsha: "memu antha friends andi... naluguram adjust avutham oke room lo... lekapothe okadu vere undalsostundi..."

Owner: "Mari cots aithe 4 pattavu mee ishtam..."

Nenu: "Parvaledu, 4 mattress ivvandi... kinda vesukuni dollutham..."

Owner (manasulo): "Mee kharma... chaavandi..."

Roju morning 9 ki .net training, adoka pedda auditorium laga untundi... 300 ki takkuva kakunda untaru vine janalu... cheppevadu oka mic pettukuni cheptu untadu... akkadakkada TV lu arrange chesi untayi... mumbai metro lo ekkatam practice unnavallantha front row lo seat sampadinchevallu, memu middle lo kurchune vallam... naku rojantha nidra rakunda aa class lone nidrochendi ento visesham... adantha vere story lendi...

Roju ma owner gadu pette panchapaksha parannala kosam aa 3kms nadavatam pakka waste anipinchindi... aina memu inka brathike unnam ani cheppataniki appudappudu vadini visit chesi vachevallam... vadu pette food lo pappu edoo, chaaru edoo, sambar edoo, assalu ardhamayyedi kaadu... emi sampadinchanappudu bagane unnam, bagane thinnam, ippudu sampadistunnaa ee kharmentira ani feel ayyevallam... night room lo full joke lu vesukunevallam...

Idi ila undaga, vere rooms lo kuda maalanti bakara galle vacharu... oka room lo north vallu, oka room lo sambar gallu vacharu... ma daridraniki andariki kalipi okkate bathroom... limited water...

Owner: "water scarcity chala untadi... evaraina vachi entha mandi untunnaru ani adigithe 3 ani cheppandi"

Nenu: "ma room lona?"

Owner: "kadu flat motham lo 3 ani cheppandi..." (lekapothe lorry tho thokkistha annattu chusadu)

veedenkamma entra veedu anukunnam kani peddaga pattinchukoledu...

ranu ranu water scarcity ekkuvaipoindi... okokkasariki snananiki kashtamayyedi, snanam cheyyakapoina chaavamu (pakkanodu kada chasthaadu) kani kaalakrutyalaki important kada... velli owner gaditho godavesukunnam... Ashok gadu malli maa dabbulu makichey ani modalettaadu... Aditya cool chesadu... mothaniki vadu konchem water ekkuva vachelaga chustha ani maata ichi pampinchadu... oka 1 week bagane undi...

North vallu chudataniki erraga burraga untarane kani kampu naayaallu... okadikaithe bathroom ante ento teliyadu, chembu batch anukunta... one fine morning, ma nalugurilo first Aditya nidra lechadu... prakruthi pilichi lopaliki velladu... khangu thinnadu... kallaneellu thuduchukuntu nannu nidra lepaadu...

Aditya: "Areyyy!!! awww... legaraaa"

Nenu: "Entiraa... podukonivvaraa..."

Aditya: "Chudakudani ghoranni chusanuraa :(("

Nenu: "Entiii..."

Aditya: "Aaa pakka room lo unnadu kada oka edava... vadu gede (buffallow) laga bathroom lo velli vachesaduraa..."

Raviteja edo cinema lo villain ni annattu "ganta gantaki bathuku p**ta p**ta" avutundi... One fine day, watchman door kottadu... apartment secretary garu meetho matladalanta, flat#102 ki vellandi annadu... nenu, Ashok vellamu... aavida oka senior citizen, hindi + english lo matladutundi, maa Ashok gadiki appatiki hindi radu kabatti ekkuva nene matlada avidatho... appudu konni nijaalu telisaayi...
1. asalu aa apartment motham lo ila PG ki ivvakudadu ani condition undanta
2. ma owner gadu nijamaina owner kadu, vadu asalu aa apartment addeki teesukuni ila PG ki addeki istunnadu (real owner US lo untadu anduke ee mosam)
3. daily water only 15min vastundi... adi kuda meme oka drum lo pattukunevallam
4. ila PG ki icharu kabatti real owner ki intimate chesi mammalni aa flat nunchi pampincheyyalani committee decide chesindi

aavidaki thanks cheppi flat ki tirigi vacha... andaram deenigurinchi discuss chesam... bathuku ela aipoindante nenaithe sarigga thinatam manesa... vuka lantodini eeka laga tayarayya... Ashok gadu aithe almost aaviraipoyettu tayarayyadu...

Idi ila undaga flat lo rooms khali lekapoyina okadu enter ayyadu join avvataniki... ma owner gadu vadiki kitchen sanction chesadu... adedo pedda modular kitchen anukokandi... andulo pattedi only bed... adi vesadu... inka nadavataniki place undadu vadi bed meeda nunchi vadini thokkukuntu vellali... keka... roju morning water pattukovataniki vadini lepi pipe vadiki isthe vadu papam sink deggira tap ki pettevadu aa pipe ni... vudipoddemo ani vadini pattukomanevallam... konnallaki vadi jeevitham meeda vadike virakthi puttinattundi... paiga ma Aditya vadiki gnanabodha chesi kallu teripinchadu... Bhagavadgeetha lo Sri Krishnudu Arjunudiki cheppina slokalalo nalugu vadiki vinipinchadu kani ardham cheppaledu... asale vadu north vadu... debbaki pichekki rendo roju samanlalo sagam vodilesi maree paripoyadu...

Andaram kalisi unnaa maaku unity ledu... Ashok emo Guntur return vellipovataniki decide ayyadu... Harsha emo Satyam vallu iche paid accommodation ki vellipovalani decide ayyadu... Aditya valla brother valla friends deggiriko inkekkadiko vellipotha annadu... andaram kalisi untam anukunnanu kani evari daari vallu chusukovalsochindi... idantha proper planning lekunda ekkada padithe akkada undachule anukovatam valla jarigindi... nenu kuda appudu maa cousin (Harsha) deggiriki vellipoya... aa intlo ma cousin chinnappati friends tho kalisi untunnadu... akkada life bagane nadichindi :)