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Sunday, March 27, 2011

Nostalgic - Doordarshan (for Telugu readers)

1990 lo maa intlo TV konnaru... nenu chaaala chinnapilladini appudu. Appatlo maadi ummadi kutumbam. Pilla batch gurinchi cheppukovalante - maa akka, nenu, maa cousins (anna, chelli) undevallam. TV ante baga excite ayyevallam aa age lo. So, maa naluguri excitement ni thattukoleka maa nannagaru Uptron TV ki oka cabinet tayaru cheyincharu... so TV ki shutters undevi. Daniki mana cupboard ki lock unnattu lock undedi (pinneesu tho kuda aa lock open cheyyachu ani konchem vuha telisaaka ardhamaindi maaku). Oke okka channel vochedi Doordarshan.

Konni marchipoleni programs gurinchi ikkada discuss chesukokapothe oka Doordarshan prekshakudiga naku avamaanam.

1. Tele school: prastutham ee program DD1 lo or DD8 lo vostundo ledo teliyadu kani... oka vela vostu undi unte kanuka inka same cassette pedutu untadu ani na nammakam. "Pillaluuu jaejaelu kottandi" ani teacher anagane pillalantha jae jae lu kottatam marchipolenu :P
claps kottatanni telugu lo jaejae lu kottatam antarani entha mandiki teluso chethulethandi...

2. Jaabulu Javaabulu: Mahaanubhaavudaina Shanti Swaroop garu, Vijaya Bhargavi garu iddaru kalisi chese program ae ee Jaabulu Javaabulu. Doordarshan lo voche jingiri programs chudatame ekkuva anukunte, vatini chusi, feel ayyi, Doordarshan ki lekhalu rase vallu kuda untaaru. Vijaya Bhargavi garu vochina lekhalu chaduvuthu unte mana Shanti Swaroop garu peruki taggattuga prashanthamga javaabulu cheptu untaaru.

Vijaya Bhargavi (letter chaduvutu): "Doordarshan unit ki namaskaram. Naa peru Abbulu, nenu paala vyaparam chestu untaanu... naku meeru prasaram chese Graamadarsini program ante chala ishtam. Pidakalu ela cheyyalo baga chupincharu... Nene kadu ma intlo unna ma avida, amma, nanna, thammudu, avva ki kuda ee program ante ishtam. Maa peratlo maa laxmi ki, dani duda ki kuda ee program ante chala ishtam. Doordarshan unit ki maa kruthagnathalu"

Shanti Swaroop (ananda bhashpaalu kaarusthu): "Abbulu garu... meeku maa Graamadarsini program nachinanduku memu chala santoshistunnamu. Vijaya Bhargavi gari tarapuna kuda meeku kruthagnathalu... mee Laxmi ni dani dudani adigaanani cheppandi"

"Chusara Vijaya Bhargavi garu prekshakulu entha anandaniki guravutunnaro... ee pidakalu ela cheyyali ane program chala success aindi asalu... idokkate kaadu, enno utharalu ee pidakala program gurinche vachayi... manaku samayam saripodu kabatti vere amsam meeda utharelemaina unte chadavandi"

Ila Doordarshan lo aasthaana pandithulu aina veelliddaru (matrame) chese ee program, mana Shanti Swaroop gari expression lu, vaarthalu chadiveppudu ayana manobhavaalu, ayana gari Wig... marchipolenivi

3. Chitralahari: Premikudu cinema lo oka paata undi "Chitralahari lo current pothe... take it easy policy..." ani. AR Rahman song daka mana Chitralahari vellindante prajalu ee program ki entha attach ayyaru vere cheppanakkarledu.
Friday night 7:30 eppudu avutunda ani noru teruchuku chuse prekshaka vedhavallo nenu okadini. Teera noru teruchuku kurchunte manodu nenu puttaka mundu release ayina ANR paatalu (4 yekaraala polam lo ANR paata antha atu itu parigedutu, thanu matrame veyyagalige dance chestu untaadu), NTR paatalu (bell pant vesukuni, trademark dance chestu heroine ni aata pattistu untaadu), Krishna paatalu (appatlo gym lu ekkuva levu kabatti mana Krishna gare intlo exercise lu ela cheyyalo nerpistu undevaru)... ila black and white paatalesi colorful ga undalsina jeevithalalo color ee lekunda paatalu vesevadu. Last paata matram kachithamga eastman color oo, inkedo color oo paata vesevadu (half paata).
Program aipogane maa nanna "aa inka chusaruga vellandi podukondi podukondi" anevaru... program intha chethaga undani entha disappoint ayina, malli next week friday vochesariki excitement thone eduruchusevallam... aa rojulu malli raavu

4. Vichitra Kaasi Majili Kadhalu: ee serial ki vanka pettalemu... entho interesting ga unde Kaasi Majili Kadhalu tv serial ga vesi entho mandini alarinchina Doordarshan ni marchipolemu. Prastutam unna peru mosina director lu okkaraina okka kadha aina chadivi cinema ga teesthe entho manchi kadhani tera ki ekkinchina vallavuthaaru. Ee program nachani vallu undarani na nammakam.

5. Alif Laila(Hindi): Ramanand Sagar (Ramayanam TV serial fame) direction lo vochina TV serial idi. Kadhalu chala interesting ga undevi, kani direction prekshakula sahanaanni pareekshinche vidhamga undedi. Prathi shot ki prathi dialogue ki chevulu pagilipoye antha shocking sound (merupulu), aa taruvatha aa scene lo face paina oka meter mandamga make up kottukochina prathi face ni close up lo thippi thippi chupinchatam baga bhayapettedi.
Ee serial lo fights gurinchi prathyekamga cheppukovali... hero ki oka shakthulu unna khadgam untundi adi allah isthadu... aa khadgam peru "Talwar-e-Sulemani" (danni atta mukkalatho tayaru chestharu, so studio lo gaali vochinappudalla adi vuguthu untundi). Pedda pedda rakshasulu vochinappudalla... mana hero vatitho fight cheyyalanukuntaadu, kani kathitho fight chesthe attamukka virigipotundi ani, danitho evarini touch kuda cheyyadu... ala bayatiki teesi "Yaa allah madad kar..." ani gali loki chupinchi arusthadu. Appudu aa kathi lonunchi pedda pedda merupulu vochi aa raakshasulu chachipotharu. Naku telisinantha varaku aa merupu chuse naku eye sight vochindanukuntunnanu. Andukani idi kuda marchipoleni serial.

6. Sunday Telugu movie: Aa rojullo ma sandulo makokkallake TV undedi... Sunday sayantram 3:30 avvagane janalantha ma intiki vochesevallu... vallantha verandah lo kurchunte memu intlo tv verandah lo kanipinchettu petti, intlo kurchuni cinema chusevallam. Ma pilla batch ki aa rojullo adi nachaka... vallantha mana intikendukocharu vellipomanandi ani gola chesevallam. Intha chese mana vadu vese cinema gurinchi cheppalantene neerasamostundi naku.

Inka cheppukuntu pothe enno ennennooo...
  • bubble gum laga saaguthu story etu velthundo teliyani - Chandrakantha
  • pillalani sunday morning TV mundu katti padesina - Duck Tales, Talespin and Jungle Book
  • English tv series - Giant Robot, Street Hawk and Knight Rider
  • ye channel vallu ippatikii pattinchukoni - hearing impaired valla news
  • MLAs kuda raka mundu nunchi prasaram chese - Assembly samavesalu - samavesalu start ayyesariki time aipoyedi
  • andarini navvinche - Aanando Brahma
  • month ki okkasari night vese - Hollywood cinema
  • week ki okkasari vese telugu cinema
Ila Doordarshan ni taluchukogane enno gnaapakaalu... mana generation oka vishayam lo chala lucky ani nenu anukuntaanu. TV market loki vochinappatnunchi... ante CRT Black and White tv nunchi LED 3-D HD tv daka chusina adrushtam manaku matrame dakkutundi... inka ennenni chudalo... enni vochina mana Doordarshan kani, andulo programs kani ye matram maaravu kada :)

Monday, May 10, 2010

Eucalyptus Oil (for Telugu readers)

Chinnappudu naku padda paddaka jalubu chesedi, maa amma vicks rasesi, kallu uppu tho kapadam pettesi tega sevalu chesesedi... inka school ki velleppudu kerchief lo eucalyptus oil posukuni vellevadini... ahaaa entha sukhamga undedo adi... ee inhalers anni waste dani mundu...

Idi ila undagaa, maku 3rd class summer holidays vachesayi... summer ante Vijayawada lo ela untundo teliyani vallu telisina vallani adigi telusukondi please, leda ippudu May kada okasari Vijayawada yaatralaki vellandi... holidays lo time waste cheyyakunda aadukovali anedi maa concept (nenu, maa cousin Harsha)... idivaraku oka post lo rasinattuga, madhyahnam okka purugu kuda bayata sancharinchadu, maa intlo gaali kuda lopaliki rani vidhamga talupulu anni vesesi padukondira padukondi ani balavanthamga nidrabuchutundi maa amma... kasepu padukunnattu action chesi lechi bayatiki parigethukocham... recent ga Iceland lo vachina volcano pakkana nilchunna feeling vachindi... aina taggaledu iddaram...
Nenu: "Em cheddamra intha yendaga undi..."
Harsha: "Eucalyptus oil tayaru cheddam..." eduruga unna Eucalyptus chettuni chustu

Ventane iddaram kindaki digi road meeda kaalu pettam... pennam meeda nunchi poyyi lo padinattu undi... ahaaa... ma body lo antha rhythm undani appude telisindi... dance chesukuntu kinda padina eucalyptus aakulu veraam... parigethukuntu intiki vachesam... ippudu aa pachati aakullonunchi oil tiyyali... idantha ippudu taluchukuntunte "aha chinnappatnunche intha innovation aa" ani aascharyapothunna...
Iddaram daba paiki parigetham (kaallu kaalathayani shoes vesukuni maree), oka pedda roalu undedi maa daba paina, dani pakkane andulo petti thippe pathram undedi... nakaithe adi ethe antha balam kuda undedi kaadu... anthati balavanthudini nenu... chakkaga water posi roalu kadigesa, harsha pathram ethi roatlo pettaadu... techi aakulani grading chesi, roatlo vesaam... experts laga gira giraaa gira giraaa thippaaam... jogi jogi rasukunte boodida raalindanta... aa vishayam maku 2min lo ardhamayindi... oil vache suchanalu ye matram kanipinchaledu... poni konchemaina eucalyptus oil smell vostundemo ani chusam... yebbeee no use...

Harsha: "Ila kaadura indulo ippudu konchem water poddam..."
nenelli water techi posaa... malli iddaram kalisi gira giraaa gira giraaa thippaam...

aakulu pachadi pachadi ayyayi... project successful ga avvaledani iddariki ardhamaindi... kani memu chesina item ni museum lo pettinchalani decide ayyam... so oka chinna rasna bottle techi andulo posaam... adi edo pasaru mandu laga undi chudataniki, inka nayam adi pasaru mandu ani cheppi evvadiki ivvaledu... naatu vaidyam vikatinchi chachevadu...
samaaptham...


Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Keelu gurram Alias Simham Alias naa dokku Cycle (for Telugu readers)

School days lo nenu thokkina cycle gurinchi maa school friends ki special introduction avasaram ledu... anthati ghana charithra undi daniki... Tippu Sultan katthi, Alexander gurram entha popular oo Guntur lo naa cycle antha popular - naa buddi hero cycle... first lo 100m ki okasari chain padedi, taravatha baga improve ayindi meter - meter ki chain padatam start chesindi... roju intlo gola gola chesevadini paddaka chain padutundi, naku kotha cycle kavali ani, ma nanna ki na badha ardham kaka last ki naku cycle thokkatam radu ani decide chesaru...

Rajendra Prasad di oka movie undi "Chettu kinda Pleader" ani, andulo vadi car oka antique (accham na cycle lagane), velthunte parts vudipothu untayi... venakaale danni nammukuni oka cheththa samanla vadu vostu untaadu... part vudi kinda padipogane Rajendra Prasad kanna munde parigethukuntu vochesi dobbesi paripotu untaadu... "Aa engine kuda ralipothe bagundu, babu babu mee car peru cheppukuni pillalni chadivinchukuntunnanu" antaadu... Naa cycle ki kuda alage eppudeppudu parts vudipothayaa, evadaina vochi ethukupothe bagundu anukunevadini... appudappudu cycle ki keys veyyakunda kuda pettevadini evadaina dobbesthademo chuddam ani... kani Guntur lo aa saahasam evvadu cheyyalekapoyadu...

Nenu cycle meeda school ki velladam start chesindi 9th class lo, anthaku mundu ma nanna valla college ki velthu darilo drop chesevallu, velthu velthu pickup chesukuni intiki teesukuvachevallu... nenu peddavadini ayyanu cycle meeda veltha ani veera level lo gola chesthe, chala kaalaniki maa amma, akka support tho voppukunnaru (first 2-3 days nenu cycle meeda velthunte na venaka bandi meeda follow avutu gamanincharu maa nanna ela veltunnana ani... antha care lendi maa intlo)... konnallaki margadarsi lo cheri nene sonthaga cycle thokkadam start chesanu (meter - meter ki chain vesukuntu)

Chinnappudu nenu maa Ajay gadu drawing competitions ki tega vellevallam... memu ye school ki vellina vadiki kani, naku kani prize ravalasindee... school lo class vintunte, maa drawing Sir gadu parigethukuntu vachi (ammaila mundu hadavidi) teacher deggira permission teesukuni nannu, Ajay ni bayatiki teeskochi... repu drawing competition undi #$%^&* school lo iddaru vellandi anevadu... inka maa aayudhalu anni techukunevallam next day... competition ki inka time undi anagane permission teesukuni na keelu gurram meeda doubles savari chesukuntu vellevallam iddaram (kasepu vadu thokkevadu, kasepu nenu thokkevadini)... velli prize kottukuni return vache vallam... ala naa keelu gurram meeda oka 30 daka prize lu techi untam iddaram kalipi... anthaki goppadi na cycle...

TVS Champ 50 cc moped undi kada, adi edo records loki ekkindi 1000kgs mosindi ani... advertisement lo kuda vesevadu... alanti karyakramame maa Dheeraj kuda na cycle meeda thalapettaadu... memu appudu 10th class lo unnamu, quarterly exams 10th class ki seperate ga jarigevi, so 9 ki assembly start aithe memu road meede undevallam, assembly aipoyaka mammalni lopaliki allow chesevallu, exam aipogane intiki vellipoyevallam... so 9 ke vochesi 9:30 daka bayate chaduvukuntu, questions/answers discuss chestu undevallam annamaata... baga chadivesina vallu inka inka chadivevallu (extra questions ki answer cheyyatam kosam), em chadavani vallu ippudu matram enduku chadavali ani bayata antukune aata aadevallu [:)]

Okasari oka picha easy exam vachindi, evado kotha aata kanipettaadu... cycle meeda fast ga vachi break vesi front tyre meeda aagi back tyre lepaali... KK, Vikramaditya, Sudhakar lanti ghanulu valla Hercules cycles meeda ituvanti feats chesevallu... Kasitho ragilipotunna maa Ajay gadu vachi...
Ajay: "rey Anandgaa... labham ledura mana simhanni kuda rangamloki dimpudam"
Nenu: "bhalevadivee... ala galiloki tyre lepe vayasu kaadamma mana simhanidi..."
Ajay: "ledura ivvara ippudu nenu feat cheyyalsindee..." ani cycle pattukelladu...

Andari mukhallo uthkanta nelakoni undi... enti simham lanti ee cycle enti, ee feat cheyyatam enti? next emavutundi? Ajay ee simhanni handle cheyyagalada? Simham successful ga feat cheyyagalada lanti ardham pardham leni doubts vachayi... eeloga maa Ajji gadu na cycle meeda sandu chivaridaka velladu... entira mana vallu feat ikkada chestunte vadu akkadiki velladu ani andaru sambhramascharyaniki lonayyaru... (antha duram nunchi thokkithe gani simham speed andukodu mari)... Ajji gadu sapa sapaaaa sapa sapaaa cycle ni tega thokkesukuntu vastunnadu... na pakkane Raja gadu unnadu...
Raja: "Orey Anand... entira vadu ala thokkestunnadu ikkadidaka sarigga vasthadanukuntunnava?"
Nenu: "chachina raadu... ippudu chain paduddi chusuko... pandem"
Maa Ajji gadu chirutha range lo cycle thokkutunte chain padindi... aa vupulo anna gariki simhanni control cheyyatam kashtataram aindi... correct ga memu unna place daka vachesariki eggiri eggiri dolli dolli paddadu... andaru eppatilagane navvaaru...
Nenu: "chepthe vinavu kadaraa... 2 years nunchi simhanni nene control cheyyalekapoya nuvventira ippatikippudu vachesi tyre lu lepeddamanukunnava..." annanu

Ee loga maa Dheeraj gadiki brain lo merupu lanti idea vachindi... deenitho ilanti feats kadura cheyyalsindi nenu chupistha na power ani thoda kottaadu... naaku gundello gubheel andi... not to offend, maa Dheeraj 10th lone manchi height manchi weight undevadu... vadu ekkithene thattukogalada simham anukunna nenu... kani vadiki intha vipareethamaina idea vachindi...

--> First vadu ekki thokkutunnadu (Count = 1)
--> Next Venkatesh gadu vachi venaka ekkadu (Count = 2)
--> Bakka Sudhakar gadu, Palchati Narri gadu vachi front rod meeda kurchunnadu (Count = 4)
--> Pappu gadu vachi front nunchi handle meeda ekkadu (Count = 5)
(Dheeraj gadu kabatti thokkaadammaa)
--> inkevado vachi Dheeraj gadi meeda padi vadi paiki ekkesadu (Count = 6)
Idantha Brodiepet Balakuteer school eduruga jarugutundi...
Nenu arustunnanu: "Oreyyy digandira baboooo... chachuddi adiii..."
Ala naa maata vinakunda sandu chivaridaka thokkadu Dheeraj vallani ekkinchukuni... veedhilo prajalantha circus chusinattu chustunnaru... sandu chivari varaku vellesariki anna garu Dheeraj garu alasipoyaru... cycle ni mamuluga aape vopika leka andaru kalisi kinda paddaru... evadiki vadu paiki lechi pant lu dulupukuntu chethulu vupukuntu venakki vachesaru...
Nenu: "Simham yediraa??? Em chesarura na simhanni???"
Dheeraj: "memu antha kalisi vastunte adi matho enduku vosthadi... Simham single ga vasthadi..."
Nenu: "Awwww :(( nee yabba dunnapothullaga dani meeda ekki akkada padesi vachaaraa... rey teesukurandiraa..." ani arichaanu... okkadu kuda pattinchukolaaa... Dheeraj gadu "sorry ra vopika ledu" ani thappinchukunnadu... anaadhalaa road meeda padi unna na Simhanni chusi jaalipaddanu... enthati kashtamochindamma ani nene velli venakki techukunnanu...

Ila 2 years oka antique ni vaadaanu... inter lo Hercules konukkuni cycle ki chain vesukune gandam gattekkaanu...
samaaptham... namaskaram...

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Narakaputanchulu (for Telugu readers)

Nenu Hyderabad vachina kothallo jarigina konni yadaardha sanghatanu ee post lo rastunnanu... planning lekapothe chukkalu ye range lo kanipisthayo perfect example ee post... memu anubhavinchindi narakame aina, chadive vallaki bore kottakudadu ani konchem comedy ga vrayataniki try chesthanu...

Ee story lo naluguru hero lu (kadu zero lu),

1. Ashok (vaividya bheebhatsa)

2. Aditya (navarasa sarvabhauma)

3. Harsha (ma cousin Harsha kaadu, ee abbayi different RVR lo na classmate)

4. Anand (nenu)

Nenu, Harsha, Aditya companies lo jobs chestunnamu... naku join avvataniki konchem gap undatam valla .net nerchukundam ani the great Ameerpet lo join ayyanu... Ashok GRE rasesadu, US lo part time job cheyyataniki panikostundani .net lo join ayyadu, iddaram kalisi vellevallam...

Mugguram kalisi Hyderabad vachesamu... anni sardesukuni... ekkada untamu? emiti? food/bed em teleedu... vochesam... anthe... ee patike ma planning entha goppaga undo meeku ardhamayyi untundi... direct ga Ameerpet vachesamu... ma dhairyam emitante bochedu PG lu untayi kada endulo oka dantloki vellipovachule ani... digagane maa leg effect ki varuna devudu kanneellu kaarchaadu... almost footpath galla laga, tirugutu ameerpet chandana brothers ki opposite road lo vellam... akkada oka kallu tirigipoyi (padipoye) restaurant undi... andulo bhojanam chesamu... akkada oka poster athikinchukunnadu vadu...

"PG for Men - balcony luxury and nela ticket cost" ani... anthuleni anandamtho, vikatattahaasam chesukuntu seconds lo vadiki dabbulu kattesam... aha super area lo room dorikesindoooch ani...

taravatha telisindi, room akkada kadu ani...

Aditya: "Mari room ekkada?"

Owner: "Ikkadinunchi pakkuntu, dekkuntu velthe aragantalo vellipovachu... roju breakfast ki, lunch ki, dinner ki vocheyyandi ikkadiki (ragaligithe)"

Ashok: "Aaaann! thondiiii... na dabbulu naakichey..."

Aditya: "rey ekkuva chesavante evadu nuvvu antaadu, dabbulenthunnai??? musukuni room ki veldam padandi..."

PG oka apartment - Ameerpet-Begumpet connected road lo Begumpet ki deggiraga undedi, 3 bedroom flat... Andhra Pradesh ni Mughals paalinchina kaalam lo kattina building adi... 2nd floor lo flat... aa flat lo 3 bed rooms lo 3 batches ni maintain cheddamani owner uddesam... memu balcony unna oka room select chesukunnamu...
Owner: "Room ki mugguree..."

Harsha: "memu antha friends andi... naluguram adjust avutham oke room lo... lekapothe okadu vere undalsostundi..."

Owner: "Mari cots aithe 4 pattavu mee ishtam..."

Nenu: "Parvaledu, 4 mattress ivvandi... kinda vesukuni dollutham..."

Owner (manasulo): "Mee kharma... chaavandi..."

Roju morning 9 ki .net training, adoka pedda auditorium laga untundi... 300 ki takkuva kakunda untaru vine janalu... cheppevadu oka mic pettukuni cheptu untadu... akkadakkada TV lu arrange chesi untayi... mumbai metro lo ekkatam practice unnavallantha front row lo seat sampadinchevallu, memu middle lo kurchune vallam... naku rojantha nidra rakunda aa class lone nidrochendi ento visesham... adantha vere story lendi...

Roju ma owner gadu pette panchapaksha parannala kosam aa 3kms nadavatam pakka waste anipinchindi... aina memu inka brathike unnam ani cheppataniki appudappudu vadini visit chesi vachevallam... vadu pette food lo pappu edoo, chaaru edoo, sambar edoo, assalu ardhamayyedi kaadu... emi sampadinchanappudu bagane unnam, bagane thinnam, ippudu sampadistunnaa ee kharmentira ani feel ayyevallam... night room lo full joke lu vesukunevallam...

Idi ila undaga, vere rooms lo kuda maalanti bakara galle vacharu... oka room lo north vallu, oka room lo sambar gallu vacharu... ma daridraniki andariki kalipi okkate bathroom... limited water...

Owner: "water scarcity chala untadi... evaraina vachi entha mandi untunnaru ani adigithe 3 ani cheppandi"

Nenu: "ma room lona?"

Owner: "kadu flat motham lo 3 ani cheppandi..." (lekapothe lorry tho thokkistha annattu chusadu)

veedenkamma entra veedu anukunnam kani peddaga pattinchukoledu...

ranu ranu water scarcity ekkuvaipoindi... okokkasariki snananiki kashtamayyedi, snanam cheyyakapoina chaavamu (pakkanodu kada chasthaadu) kani kaalakrutyalaki important kada... velli owner gaditho godavesukunnam... Ashok gadu malli maa dabbulu makichey ani modalettaadu... Aditya cool chesadu... mothaniki vadu konchem water ekkuva vachelaga chustha ani maata ichi pampinchadu... oka 1 week bagane undi...

North vallu chudataniki erraga burraga untarane kani kampu naayaallu... okadikaithe bathroom ante ento teliyadu, chembu batch anukunta... one fine morning, ma nalugurilo first Aditya nidra lechadu... prakruthi pilichi lopaliki velladu... khangu thinnadu... kallaneellu thuduchukuntu nannu nidra lepaadu...
Aditya: "Areyyy!!! awww... legaraaa"

Nenu: "Entiraa... podukonivvaraa..."

Aditya: "Chudakudani ghoranni chusanuraa :(("

Nenu: "Entiii..."

Aditya: "Aaa pakka room lo unnadu kada oka edava... vadu gede (buffallow) laga bathroom lo velli vachesaduraa..."

Raviteja edo cinema lo villain ni annattu "ganta gantaki bathuku p**ta p**ta" avutundi... One fine day, watchman door kottadu... apartment secretary garu meetho matladalanta, flat#102 ki vellandi annadu... nenu, Ashok vellamu... aavida oka senior citizen, hindi + english lo matladutundi, maa Ashok gadiki appatiki hindi radu kabatti ekkuva nene matlada avidatho... appudu konni nijaalu telisaayi...
1. asalu aa apartment motham lo ila PG ki ivvakudadu ani condition undanta
2. ma owner gadu nijamaina owner kadu, vadu asalu aa apartment addeki teesukuni ila PG ki addeki istunnadu (real owner US lo untadu anduke ee mosam)
3. daily water only 15min vastundi... adi kuda meme oka drum lo pattukunevallam
4. ila PG ki icharu kabatti real owner ki intimate chesi mammalni aa flat nunchi pampincheyyalani committee decide chesindi

aavidaki thanks cheppi flat ki tirigi vacha... andaram deenigurinchi discuss chesam... bathuku ela aipoindante nenaithe sarigga thinatam manesa... vuka lantodini eeka laga tayarayya... Ashok gadu aithe almost aaviraipoyettu tayarayyadu...

Idi ila undaga flat lo rooms khali lekapoyina okadu enter ayyadu join avvataniki... ma owner gadu vadiki kitchen sanction chesadu... adedo pedda modular kitchen anukokandi... andulo pattedi only bed... adi vesadu... inka nadavataniki place undadu vadi bed meeda nunchi vadini thokkukuntu vellali... keka... roju morning water pattukovataniki vadini lepi pipe vadiki isthe vadu papam sink deggira tap ki pettevadu aa pipe ni... vudipoddemo ani vadini pattukomanevallam... konnallaki vadi jeevitham meeda vadike virakthi puttinattundi... paiga ma Aditya vadiki gnanabodha chesi kallu teripinchadu... Bhagavadgeetha lo Sri Krishnudu Arjunudiki cheppina slokalalo nalugu vadiki vinipinchadu kani ardham cheppaledu... asale vadu north vadu... debbaki pichekki rendo roju samanlalo sagam vodilesi maree paripoyadu...

Andaram kalisi unnaa maaku unity ledu... Ashok emo Guntur return vellipovataniki decide ayyadu... Harsha emo Satyam vallu iche paid accommodation ki vellipovalani decide ayyadu... Aditya valla brother valla friends deggiriko inkekkadiko vellipotha annadu... andaram kalisi untam anukunnanu kani evari daari vallu chusukovalsochindi... idantha proper planning lekunda ekkada padithe akkada undachule anukovatam valla jarigindi... nenu kuda appudu maa cousin (Harsha) deggiriki vellipoya... aa intlo ma cousin chinnappati friends tho kalisi untunnadu... akkada life bagane nadichindi :)

Friday, April 23, 2010

Hello Bangalore

I reached Bangalore on 24-Feb-10 at 10:30am. I was been to Bangalore when I was a kid, since then a lot has changed. My school friend Anil who was working as HR in IBM guided me and helped me a lot on that day. I got into a bus from airport and reached his house in Jayanagar, he came to pick me up and we had lunch at some MTR hotel (which was authentic and nice). Then he went to his office, I watched TV for sometime, watched half of a movie in my laptop. Then I took a cab from there to Singasandra where my company has provided accommodation. I checked in, the accommodation was good, I went to have dinner in the food court which took almost 1.5 hours in the rush only to eat a not so tasty veg biryani. I decided not to have dinner in the food court from the next day. Next day was my first day at office, it was thursday, my first day went on well with the joining formalities, they put me in a project and later I did a little reading in the library. Second day, I was put into project and I was amazed to see all kinds of chat messengers installed in my system and all kinds of social networking sites were accessible (which was not the case in my previous company). But, without work it is really boring even if you have 1000 friends online... it's fun to chat while working ;-)
I have decided to meet Sunil in the weekend and to check how much time it would take from office to his room, as I had to stay there in the same room from next week. I got into a bus from Singasandra to Silkboard, from there I took an auto to Marathalli where Sunil was waiting for me :) We met in Marathalli, as soon as we saw each other, he shouted "Dude!!! Welcome to Bangalore..."
The company transport was good, so I opted for a cab from BEML to Office (26kms) which is far better than going on bike daily. It is almost 2 months by now, I paid life time road tax for my bike so that we can roam without bounds, got used to the company and colleagues, got to know few routes necessary for living in CV Raman Nagar, tried to learn Kannada but already Bangalorians learnt Telugu so everybody outside communicated in telugu which was good though. Bangalore is now not a new place for me :) but there is lot more to explore... lets see how it goes...

Goodbye Hyderabad

Wow! finally I got time to write something that I was planning from a long time. I changed my job recently, I had to move to Bangalore. I had almost 10 days time to join the new company. I had many plans...
1. Get ECNR stamping on my passport
2. Get an NOC for my bike to transfer it to another state
3. Go home for 4 days and spend time with parents
4. Buy some stuff as I was relocating
I wanted to complete the above tasks as fast as I could. Though I didn't like, I gave the NOC job to a broker (my cousin's friend) 1 month earlier, who always says this job can be done in 1 day.
You can read my struggle with the passport office in my previous post, which is not issued till date :( even after I met the Deputy Passport Officer and submitted a letter twice to get this done soon... it should usually take 1 day and its been more than 2 months by now... that's my bad luck...
Then I concentrated more on getting NOC for bike, I met the broker who inturn gave my records to other broker, whom I had to whip with a hunter to make him do his task (I would have done it by myself)... It was the day before I planned to go home, the broker called and told me that I had to get NOC from police commissioner to apply for an NOC in RTO... why didn't that guy tell me this earlier... I told him to take it, but NOC will be given to the owner only, so had to go to Lakdikapul Commissioner Office in 40+ degreesC and apply for NOC. It was an easy task, no bribing, I was amazed.

Then next day I had to collect it at 3pm. My train was at 4pm from Nampalli, so I went to the commissioner office at 11am and requested them to give my NOC if it's ready. I told them that I have to catch a train at 4pm. It was ready and I saw it on the table. The guy inside told they will give it at 3pm only, but incase if I pay him 300/- I can take it now... I was left with no option, so I paid him and got the NOC. Then directly I went to RTO, met the broker, gave him left and right for informing me so late about all the process and finally getting it done by myself. But he was my cousin's friend so I didn't take my records back. Then I went home for 4 days had a great time with my parents and came back on 23-Feb-10. I had my flight to Bangalore on 24-Feb-10 at 9am. As soon as I reached Hyderabad on 23rd, I called the broker and went to KPHB to collect my NOC. The 1 day job which he told me 1 month back was done in 1 day... but it was my last day in Hyderabad. I gave his fees and said Thank You (F*** Y** in mind) and went back home.
My cousin bought a 16GB Sandisk pendrive for me when he went to CTC, Secunderabad. I went to his room to collect that, but I was shocked to see that it didn't work. It was 4pm then, we started on bike to CTC in heavy traffic via Begumpet. It took us 2hours to get a replacement. "Huh finally done" we thought... we were very tired and felt damn hungry, so we went to KFC, Jubilee Hills and had a 12pcs bucket of crispy chicken legs and chicken nuggets. Hero Navdeep was sitting with his friends just beside us... he looked more handsome than he was in the movies. Those guys were embarrassed to see us eat a bucket full of chicken legs and left silently :P
Then I bought a weight check in Brand Factory and went home at 11pm. That night, I noticed that I had a severe skin tan in the last 10 days.
Next day I woke up at 5am, got into the cab at 7am, reached airport at 7:45am, got the boarding pass at 8:10am, got into the seat at 8:55am, and said "Good Bye Hyderabad"...

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

My Adventure to get ECNR on passport

(Actually not a sweet memory :|)
16-Feb-10 an unforgettable day in my life... this day is special for me because yesterday was my last day in my company and I had 10 days to join my new company. For the 1st time in last 3.5 years I am with out a job :) and wanted to enjoy freedom from IT for these 10 days. But I had lot of things to complete before I join the new company.

I didn't have and ECNR stamping on my passport so I wanted to get the ECNR stamping as I was free. So, I browsed in internet and found the form (Form-2) and list of required documents to submit for ECNR stamping.

Below are the things I found from internet:
1. Valid Original Passport
2. 2 copies of 1st and last 4 pages of passport (if any entries are already made, get those copies too)
3. 2 copies of last degree certificate (now even 10th class certificate is also accepted) - I even got them attested by a gazetted officer
4. Address proof (Ration card is not accepted) (I don't understand why an ID provided by a Govt. organization is not accepted) - You can take bank statement (even private bank statement is accepted - waaah!!!)
5. Last but not least - Filled "Form-2"

I made all arrangements even 1 week before and was waiting for the day I will be free... All kinds of requests (except application for new passport) are accepted only in Regional Passport Office - Secunderabad (near clock tower) for the whole state. So, people from all over the state keep rushing to the city for even silly change to be made in their passport.

My friend Kalpesh advised me to go to the Passport Office at around 5'o clock in the morning because even by that time there will be a huge line... But I daily wake up after 8'o clock so this advice shocked me... I never woke up before 8am when I had a job and when I don't have now I have to wake up before 5am??? disgusting... yet there is no way to escape this...

I put my alarm at 5'o clock in the morning... after 2 snoozes from my mobile I woke up in agony thinking of my fate to get up this early... As I arranged all my documents (above) in my bag on the previous day, I started at 5:45am from home. The passport office was about 18kms from my home. I reached the front gate at 6:15am...

As soon as I parked my bike, a guy came to me (his face looked like he had 10 beers last night).

He said, "Tatkal???"
"What?"
"PCC?"
I said "Get away from here..."
"I can put you in the front row, you can reach the counter in no time..."
"No, thanks... I would like to stand in the line..."
"You will not get a token today, there are already more than 150 members in the line... chinna show him the line..."
I didn't want to make any argument with that fellow, so I took my bike and parked it in the parking place (interestingly it is on the road - and some local guy wrote paid parking on the walls with a piece of chalk... people who knew that will not pay though)

I went and stood in the line... I saw my watch, it showed 6:20am... another guy came who looked like a rowdy...
"You want me to send you front?"
Just for info, I asked "How much do you charge?"
"600 rupees..."
"Thanks too much... I am not interested thanks"
"You will not get a token... see the line"
"No problem I will come tomorrow... I am free for next 10 days" and he went away asking people who followed me in the line...

I was literally counting every second which made me feel very bored... I felt like calling my friends and have a talk but it was too early and I didn't want to wake them up... There was a good business for tea/coffee walas and almost everyone was having tea/coffee. I didn't have because I don't drink it. It was pretty cold.

In the meantime I observed the people in the queue. By looking at them what I understood is
1. 1st 50 people came last night and slept on the pavement (on which we were standing)
2. next 50 people came at around 3am in the morning (I asked a guy at count 70)
3. I am somewhere around 200 and I came at 6:20am

80% of the people I saw there were going to gulf countries for labor work, they came from different parts of the state and almost all of them were standing front in the queue (they might have come last night) and they looked very weak economically. The other 20% might have come for corrections in the passport, ECNRs, new applications etc.

By the time my watch showed 9:45 I yawned some 500 times waiting for the police to open the gates. Finally they opened it at 10am and the line moved (it really moved quickly which was surprising). We went inside, it was an old building and when I entered the police told me to go to the cellar and stand in the queue. The 200 people who came before me were already there. I stood in the line. My Dad called me and asked if I had something for breakfast. I said I didn't have and my Mom started giving the regular and routine Gnan which she gives to me daily "Never skip breakfast, you should eat well then only you will be healthy blah blah blah"... I stopped listening to what she was saying and I replied "OK" for everything. "Are you really listening to what I am saying? You say yes but you don't obey"... "Amma... I am very busy right now I will call you in a while I am in the queue and I have to take a token"...

Amazingly this line also moved quickly and the regular orange colored stickers (tokens) were over by the time I reached the token counter. By Gods grace, he started writing the token number on the form by hand. Mine was "MB-93" which meant "Miscellaneous Counter - B Token#93". He told me to go up... I didn't really understand what going up means... I followed everybody and we entered a big hall in the first floor... there were around 10 counters (2 for Tatkal, 2 for Adalat, few more for something else, and 2 for Miscellaneous MA and MB counters)

By the time I went there MA was at 09 and MB was at 03. Oh damn mine is 93 [:O] 90 more to go... the chairs were already occupied and I kept roaming in the hall and kept checking the board for any updates in token numbers. There was a small shop kind of thing where you could get samosas, cool drinks, chips and biscuits. I didn't feel hungry to I didn't eat anything. Then I heard an announcement MB-04... now I started calculating the average time they took to complete a request. In 30min the count went to MB-18 the pace was progressive and I felt happy for that... according to my calculations I would get my number at around 2:30 pm.

As I said, I was well planned with everything, I got my Sony Mp3 player and started listening songs. I was in peace for some time. After sometime a lady who was standing behind me in the line earlier came to me and introduced herself. I got to know that both of us came for ECNR and her number was MB-94. She is married and the police didn't allow her husband inside for some reason I don't know, they usually allow parents and spouses.

Ladies are good and passing time by talking talking and only talking. She kept on asking me - my family details, where I stay, what I do, why I came here and all. Then she started telling me about her 11 months old kid... that was actually cute to here the deeds of a kid... I enjoyed that for sometime... In the middle I called my friends Aditya, Kalpesh, Pavan, Satish, my cousin Harsha and my parents (twice).

It was 12pm and the count was MB-44. I calculated again and felt good that my number would come at around 2pm. Meanwhile I saw a girl (about 2 years of age) holding a Lays chips packet and playing, she was very far from where I was sitting. She poured few chips on the dirtiest floor in Hyderabad. She bent and tried to pick the chips on the floor (she already had a big chip in her mouth, half of which is seen). She was unable to pick the chips on floor as the chip in her mouth was distracting her concentration. She took out the chip in her mouth and placed it on the floor. Then she picked all the chips which he poured and collected them in the packet again. Finally she took the big chip and put it in her mouth. I was hell shocked, I couldn't stop her to keep it in her mouth as I was far away from her. But, whatever she did, it looked damn cute :D

I again started counting seconds... I was very very very bored... but its ok for one day to get the job done in a Government Office. Someone was really working had in the counter MB as it was MB-89 at 1:15pm :) mine is MB-93 and I felt very happy as my work would be done by 2pm.
At MB-90, the employees in counter MB left for lunch which made me mad :( Then returned at 2pm but didn't start working until 2:15pm. Mine was the 3rd number to call, but they didn't change the number on the display board for half an hour. Everybody gathered near the counter MB (obviously no in a queue). I got a doubt and went, MB-118 was submitting her application. I felt like kicking everybody who gathered there and then the lady in the MB counter.

It was good that I went near the counter. I saw a poster saying ECNR and PCC should be put in a white cover and other forms in a brown cover.
"Where are the covers???" was my only question
After doing a detective's job I found them in another counter and then I didn't find the tag to put to it. I asked an employee and he got me a tag (he was the only person who responded quickly there)... I rearranged all the documents and put the tag to it.

I went back to MB counter and some MB-99 was submitting his form. The counter still showed MB-90 X-(
I shouted from back, "Why are you not collecting forms in order?"
Then the counter updated to MB-91 and then to MB-92 and then to MB-93 but the people who gathered over there didn't move, 2 applicants submitted their forms before I could make my way to the counter.

The lady sitting in the counter definitely had Hyperopia, she was looking into the 1960 make computer through her glasses in a way no one sees. We came at 6 in the morning, stood on road till 10 and were standing in the hall waiting for our turn and yet very patient, but, she looked irritated sitting in a centralized air conditioned room typing passport numbers and signing on the papers. I pity her.

Finally I got my turn at around 3:30pm and I submitted her
1. My original passport
2. Form-2
3. Photocopy of my passport
4. Degree certificate
5. Bank statement as address proof

I had other documents which I wanted to submit only if required.

"Where is your 10th class certificate?"
"Maam, I am graduate and I put my Degree certificate and this my original certificate"
"No, we will take only 10th class certificates"
"I have it, just a minute"
"Move a side and give way to others"
I did... and I added my 10th certificate to the other docs. I showed her my 10th original certificate too. She asked if I want my address to be changed (to present address because I had a different addresses on the passport and form-2).

I said I want only ECNR (because change of address takes more than 1.5 months and as I am moving to a different state, address verification is not possible so I said No to it).

She threw my file and passport together on a table behind her. There is another counter beside MB which is for paying application fee. I waited for another 40min for my name to be called. I paid 300/- for the application and she gave me an acknowledgement.

"When can I collect my passport?"
"We will post it to you in 10 days"
"Earlier you used to give passports to hand on the alternate day for small corrections"
"Yes, but we are posting all passports to present addresses specified on form-2"
"I am moving to a different state in next week. Is there any way to get it soon or can you make any arrangement so to that I can collect it in the office before you post it?"
"No"

Hmmm... though I was not happy with that answer, I felt good for one thing - I submitted the form at 4pm (10 hours)... It was 5pm by the time I reached home...

After seeing all this, I feel Government should start taking requests like change of address, correction in name, correction in dates, ECNRs in the local offices in every district which would help people in many ways. Why should we stand in the line at 5am in the morning to submit an application? What about the people coming from other districts?

Why should someone pay 1000/- for correction of name (stand in the line and waste one full day) when that was a mistake done by officer while issuing the passport? The more I think about all these things, the more my blood boils X-( the current system is all a big crap... huh