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Saturday, May 1, 2010

Narakaputanchulu (for Telugu readers)

Nenu Hyderabad vachina kothallo jarigina konni yadaardha sanghatanu ee post lo rastunnanu... planning lekapothe chukkalu ye range lo kanipisthayo perfect example ee post... memu anubhavinchindi narakame aina, chadive vallaki bore kottakudadu ani konchem comedy ga vrayataniki try chesthanu...

Ee story lo naluguru hero lu (kadu zero lu),

1. Ashok (vaividya bheebhatsa)

2. Aditya (navarasa sarvabhauma)

3. Harsha (ma cousin Harsha kaadu, ee abbayi different RVR lo na classmate)

4. Anand (nenu)

Nenu, Harsha, Aditya companies lo jobs chestunnamu... naku join avvataniki konchem gap undatam valla .net nerchukundam ani the great Ameerpet lo join ayyanu... Ashok GRE rasesadu, US lo part time job cheyyataniki panikostundani .net lo join ayyadu, iddaram kalisi vellevallam...

Mugguram kalisi Hyderabad vachesamu... anni sardesukuni... ekkada untamu? emiti? food/bed em teleedu... vochesam... anthe... ee patike ma planning entha goppaga undo meeku ardhamayyi untundi... direct ga Ameerpet vachesamu... ma dhairyam emitante bochedu PG lu untayi kada endulo oka dantloki vellipovachule ani... digagane maa leg effect ki varuna devudu kanneellu kaarchaadu... almost footpath galla laga, tirugutu ameerpet chandana brothers ki opposite road lo vellam... akkada oka kallu tirigipoyi (padipoye) restaurant undi... andulo bhojanam chesamu... akkada oka poster athikinchukunnadu vadu...

"PG for Men - balcony luxury and nela ticket cost" ani... anthuleni anandamtho, vikatattahaasam chesukuntu seconds lo vadiki dabbulu kattesam... aha super area lo room dorikesindoooch ani...

taravatha telisindi, room akkada kadu ani...

Aditya: "Mari room ekkada?"

Owner: "Ikkadinunchi pakkuntu, dekkuntu velthe aragantalo vellipovachu... roju breakfast ki, lunch ki, dinner ki vocheyyandi ikkadiki (ragaligithe)"

Ashok: "Aaaann! thondiiii... na dabbulu naakichey..."

Aditya: "rey ekkuva chesavante evadu nuvvu antaadu, dabbulenthunnai??? musukuni room ki veldam padandi..."

PG oka apartment - Ameerpet-Begumpet connected road lo Begumpet ki deggiraga undedi, 3 bedroom flat... Andhra Pradesh ni Mughals paalinchina kaalam lo kattina building adi... 2nd floor lo flat... aa flat lo 3 bed rooms lo 3 batches ni maintain cheddamani owner uddesam... memu balcony unna oka room select chesukunnamu...
Owner: "Room ki mugguree..."

Harsha: "memu antha friends andi... naluguram adjust avutham oke room lo... lekapothe okadu vere undalsostundi..."

Owner: "Mari cots aithe 4 pattavu mee ishtam..."

Nenu: "Parvaledu, 4 mattress ivvandi... kinda vesukuni dollutham..."

Owner (manasulo): "Mee kharma... chaavandi..."

Roju morning 9 ki .net training, adoka pedda auditorium laga untundi... 300 ki takkuva kakunda untaru vine janalu... cheppevadu oka mic pettukuni cheptu untadu... akkadakkada TV lu arrange chesi untayi... mumbai metro lo ekkatam practice unnavallantha front row lo seat sampadinchevallu, memu middle lo kurchune vallam... naku rojantha nidra rakunda aa class lone nidrochendi ento visesham... adantha vere story lendi...

Roju ma owner gadu pette panchapaksha parannala kosam aa 3kms nadavatam pakka waste anipinchindi... aina memu inka brathike unnam ani cheppataniki appudappudu vadini visit chesi vachevallam... vadu pette food lo pappu edoo, chaaru edoo, sambar edoo, assalu ardhamayyedi kaadu... emi sampadinchanappudu bagane unnam, bagane thinnam, ippudu sampadistunnaa ee kharmentira ani feel ayyevallam... night room lo full joke lu vesukunevallam...

Idi ila undaga, vere rooms lo kuda maalanti bakara galle vacharu... oka room lo north vallu, oka room lo sambar gallu vacharu... ma daridraniki andariki kalipi okkate bathroom... limited water...

Owner: "water scarcity chala untadi... evaraina vachi entha mandi untunnaru ani adigithe 3 ani cheppandi"

Nenu: "ma room lona?"

Owner: "kadu flat motham lo 3 ani cheppandi..." (lekapothe lorry tho thokkistha annattu chusadu)

veedenkamma entra veedu anukunnam kani peddaga pattinchukoledu...

ranu ranu water scarcity ekkuvaipoindi... okokkasariki snananiki kashtamayyedi, snanam cheyyakapoina chaavamu (pakkanodu kada chasthaadu) kani kaalakrutyalaki important kada... velli owner gaditho godavesukunnam... Ashok gadu malli maa dabbulu makichey ani modalettaadu... Aditya cool chesadu... mothaniki vadu konchem water ekkuva vachelaga chustha ani maata ichi pampinchadu... oka 1 week bagane undi...

North vallu chudataniki erraga burraga untarane kani kampu naayaallu... okadikaithe bathroom ante ento teliyadu, chembu batch anukunta... one fine morning, ma nalugurilo first Aditya nidra lechadu... prakruthi pilichi lopaliki velladu... khangu thinnadu... kallaneellu thuduchukuntu nannu nidra lepaadu...
Aditya: "Areyyy!!! awww... legaraaa"

Nenu: "Entiraa... podukonivvaraa..."

Aditya: "Chudakudani ghoranni chusanuraa :(("

Nenu: "Entiii..."

Aditya: "Aaa pakka room lo unnadu kada oka edava... vadu gede (buffallow) laga bathroom lo velli vachesaduraa..."

Raviteja edo cinema lo villain ni annattu "ganta gantaki bathuku p**ta p**ta" avutundi... One fine day, watchman door kottadu... apartment secretary garu meetho matladalanta, flat#102 ki vellandi annadu... nenu, Ashok vellamu... aavida oka senior citizen, hindi + english lo matladutundi, maa Ashok gadiki appatiki hindi radu kabatti ekkuva nene matlada avidatho... appudu konni nijaalu telisaayi...
1. asalu aa apartment motham lo ila PG ki ivvakudadu ani condition undanta
2. ma owner gadu nijamaina owner kadu, vadu asalu aa apartment addeki teesukuni ila PG ki addeki istunnadu (real owner US lo untadu anduke ee mosam)
3. daily water only 15min vastundi... adi kuda meme oka drum lo pattukunevallam
4. ila PG ki icharu kabatti real owner ki intimate chesi mammalni aa flat nunchi pampincheyyalani committee decide chesindi

aavidaki thanks cheppi flat ki tirigi vacha... andaram deenigurinchi discuss chesam... bathuku ela aipoindante nenaithe sarigga thinatam manesa... vuka lantodini eeka laga tayarayya... Ashok gadu aithe almost aaviraipoyettu tayarayyadu...

Idi ila undaga flat lo rooms khali lekapoyina okadu enter ayyadu join avvataniki... ma owner gadu vadiki kitchen sanction chesadu... adedo pedda modular kitchen anukokandi... andulo pattedi only bed... adi vesadu... inka nadavataniki place undadu vadi bed meeda nunchi vadini thokkukuntu vellali... keka... roju morning water pattukovataniki vadini lepi pipe vadiki isthe vadu papam sink deggira tap ki pettevadu aa pipe ni... vudipoddemo ani vadini pattukomanevallam... konnallaki vadi jeevitham meeda vadike virakthi puttinattundi... paiga ma Aditya vadiki gnanabodha chesi kallu teripinchadu... Bhagavadgeetha lo Sri Krishnudu Arjunudiki cheppina slokalalo nalugu vadiki vinipinchadu kani ardham cheppaledu... asale vadu north vadu... debbaki pichekki rendo roju samanlalo sagam vodilesi maree paripoyadu...

Andaram kalisi unnaa maaku unity ledu... Ashok emo Guntur return vellipovataniki decide ayyadu... Harsha emo Satyam vallu iche paid accommodation ki vellipovalani decide ayyadu... Aditya valla brother valla friends deggiriko inkekkadiko vellipotha annadu... andaram kalisi untam anukunnanu kani evari daari vallu chusukovalsochindi... idantha proper planning lekunda ekkada padithe akkada undachule anukovatam valla jarigindi... nenu kuda appudu maa cousin (Harsha) deggiriki vellipoya... aa intlo ma cousin chinnappati friends tho kalisi untunnadu... akkada life bagane nadichindi :)

2 comments:

  1. rey navvu agaledu anuko...hahaaha kevv rasav raa....especially kitchen bacha gadi gurinchi. too much vundi.

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  2. orey nee meeda oka joke undira... kani enduko rayaledu heehee... fan ki cover chuttukunte nuvvu lechi parigethavu kada aa joke :P add cheyyamantava?

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